A Not-So-Rewarding Season
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/
78829,CST-SPT-cowley01.article
這是Chicago Sun-Times幾天前的新聞，不像官網用比較八股文的方式檢討
白襪今年的表現，而是用比較詼諧（或是諷刺）的方式、頒發各種獎項。
有的我沒翻直接打上去、有的是我自己加的（有的我其實看不是很懂）。
得獎名單如下：
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WHITE SOX MVP: Jermaine Dye
重點不只是各項數字都達成JD個人的career high，難能可貴的是，JD今年
打擊表現非常consistent。
TWINS MVP: AJ Pierzynski
二年前，Twins用AJ換到Francisco Liriano、Boof Bonser以及Joe Nathan
。Twins應該在Metrodome外放一個AJ的雕像，並刻上「惠我良多」的匾額。
SOX CY YOUNG: Jon Garland
這我們應該感到高興還是難過呢？
SOX GOLD GLOVE: Joe Crede
我們知道他很哈這個獎，但有Scott Boras當他的經紀人......
BEST RELIEVER: Bobby Jenks --
拿到美聯第二多的save（41 out of 45）。
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT: Scott Podsednik
白襪得做個要不要留這位開路先鋒的決定，而他們最不想做的，就是為Pods
的arbitrary付出一筆大錢然後讓他可以被抓到盜壘20次。
BIGGEST SURPRISE: Outfielder Brian Anderson
喔，不要誤會了，這裡指的不是安小弟場上的表現，而是他場下的表現，竟
然沒有跟Paris Hilton發生任何有的沒的事情......（啊......有沒有人要
補充說明啊，希望有八卦可以聽）。
MOST UNDERRATED: Ross Gload
Hitting machine。
MOST OVERRATED: Pitcher Mark Buehrle
Hitting machine。
BRIGHTEST FUTURE: Ryan Sweeney
Just has that ''can't miss'' look about him. Plus, he's a second-
round pick. Not the usual first-round bust selected by the Sox.
BEST DRESSER: Jose Contreras
Improving English, but top-notch suits.
WORST DRESSER: Pierzynski
There are already enough rednecks in Gainesville, Fla., with
Gators gear on. Gators flip-flops? C'mon, A.J.
BEST TRANSLATOR: Tadahito Iguchi下個聘用的翻譯人員
PLAYER MOST LIKELY TO BE IN TROUBLE SOMEDAY: David Riske
Quiet and very serious-looking. Oh, yeah, there's something going
on there. Wouldn't matter if he was in trouble because Pierzynski
would get the blame anyway.
WORST LOSING STREAK: Brandon McCarthy
He's officially 0-37 against Matt Thornton in Madden NFL 2007.
Think baby seal and clubbing.
BEST QUOTE: Ozzie Guillen on the Minnesota Twins
''This team beats you so many ways. You wake up, they look like
little [bleepin'] piranhas. All of a sudden, you wake up, you ain't
got no meat [on your arm]. All those little piranhas.''
BEST TIRADE: Ken Williams on Big Hurt in spring training
''He's an idiot, he's selfish. That's why we don't miss him. And
we've held it in for far too long. But I've got something to say
directly to him, and I'm holding back as much as I can because,
unlike him, I'll say it man-to-man and face-to-face.''
獎項頒完了，讓我們展望2007年:
WILLIAMS' IDEAL LINEUP AND ROTATION:
CF Gary Matthews, 2B Iguchi, RF Dye, DH Jim Thome, 1B Paul Konerko,
C Pierzynski, 3B Crede, LF Anderson, SS Juan Uribe; RHP Contreras,
LHP Barry Zito, RHP Garland, LHP Buehrle, RHP McCarthy.
GUILLEN'S IDEAL LINEUP AND ROTATION:
CF Juan Pierre, SS Michael Young, RF Dye, DH Thome, 1B Konerko,
C Pierzynski, 3B Crede, 2B Iguchi, LF Ryan Sweeney; RHP Contreras,
LHP Buehrle, RHP Garland, RHP Freddy Garcia, RHP McCarthy.
MOST REALISTIC LINEUP AND ROTATION:
CF Pierre, 2B Iguchi, RF Dye, DH Thome, 1B Konerko, C Pierzynski,
3B Crede, LF Anderson, SS Alex Gonzalez; RHP Contreras, LHP Buehrle,
RHP Garland, RHP Javier Vazquez, RHP McCarthy.
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