[轉錄][joke] 太公釣魚 2
作者: ZZZZZZZZZ9 (Z9)
標題: [轉錄]Re: [趣事] 太公釣魚
時間: Thu Sep 15 22:05:13 2011
作者: rockstreet (耕耘) 看板: joke
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姜子牙大器晚成,72歲才娶了68歲愛妻馬氏
後來夫妻失和,愛妻離他而去
此後姜子牙常獨自在渭水吊魚
有天,山上樵夫武吉經過,拿起姜子牙的魚鉤一看:
「哈哈!你這魚鉤是直的,怎麼釣的到魚?」
姜子牙回說:意不在魚,吾在此不過守青雲而得路,撥塵翳而騰霄。
(咕嚕...咕嚕.....肚子好餓啊...)
這天,周文王經過,看到姜子牙坐在河畔釣魚
拿起魚鉤一看
「哈哈,你這憨兒,直的魚鉤,一輩子你都釣不到魚!」
姜子牙垂淚抬頭望著周文王
開口唱:
「那些年錯過的大魚,那些年錯過的愛妻,好想擁抱你,擁抱錯過的勇氣~~」
夕陽西下,子牙和文王手牽著手回家了...
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