[轉錄][joke] 晏子使楚
※ [本文轉錄自 chohol 信箱]
作者: chohol.bbs@ptt2.cc (chohol.bbs@ptt2.cc)
標題: [joke] 晏子使楚
時間: Thu Nov 18 22:45:31 2010
作者: ZZZZZZZZZ9 (Z9)
標題: [轉錄][笑話] 晏子使楚
時間: Thu Nov 18 22:11:13 2010
作者: yaoming () 看板: joke
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晏子使楚。楚人以晏子短,為小門於大門之側而延晏子。晏子不入,曰﹕
「使狗國者,從狗門入。今臣使楚,不當從此門入。」儐者更道,從大門入。
一個月後,晏子使韓。儐者以晏子短,為小門於大門之側而延晏子。晏子曰﹕
「幹,這下沒話說了。」
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雖然我知道這是老笑話了,我還是要冒著op被噓的風險來po這篇
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