[分享] 上帝的留言文章

看板VictoryYouth作者ota978 (流星)時間14年前 (2010/01/09 23:11)推噓7(7推 0噓 5→)

留言12則, 9人參與討論串1/1

1. What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the paper?--God 怎樣才可以讓你留意我？是不是要在報紙中抽起一個廣告？上帝留 2. If I gave you everything you asked for,where would you put it?--God 要是你祈求的我全數給你？你要用哪些地方來擺他們？上帝留 3. If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece.In the mirror.--God 如果你認為蒙娜莉莎的微笑精彩絕倫，你應該看看我的大作，就是鏡中的你！上帝留 4. Don’t forget your umbrella,I might water the plants today.--God 別忘了帶雨傘，今天我也許要灌溉植物！上帝留 5. If you miss the sunrise I made for you today,never mind. I’ll make you another one tomorrow.--God 假如你錯過了我今天為你預備的日出，不要緊！我明天再為你預備一個！上帝留 6. I hate rules.That’s why I only made ten of them.--God 我討厭戒條！所以我只定十條而已！上帝留 7. It’s not the end of the world.Not until I say so,anyway.--God 世界末日還沒到，除非是由我親口說出來的那個日子！上帝留 8. Of course I have a sense of humor. I gave you the platypus,didn’t I? --God 我當然有幽默感！我不是為你們創造了鴨嘴獸？上帝留 9. How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall creating you.--God 你怎會不是由我創造的？偶特別記得清楚怎樣創造你！上帝留 10. Nietzche is dead.--God 尼采已死！上帝留 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.168.78.91

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