[揭弊] 勸大家不要再支持爵士了
淘汰 原唱:陳奕迅
作詞/作曲:沒有人
Kevin O'Conner: 我說了所有的謊 你全都相信
Charles Barkley: 簡單的我愛你 你卻老不信
Popovich: 你書裡的劇情 我不想上演
馬刺迷: 因為我喜歡 喜劇收尾
一代爵士迷: 我試過完美放棄 的確很踏實
Anti-馬刺眾: 醒來了夢散了 你我都走散了
Jerry Sloan: 年度教練何必在意 就算我是擋切之王
也不見得把 嫩雞教得完美
Carlos Boozer: 只能說我輸了
D-Will(指AK): 也許是你怕了
爵士迷: 我們的回憶沒有冠軍
卻用四比一燙下句點
Derek Fisher: 只能說我認了
Manu Ginobili: 完美演出搏如雷掌聲
爵士隊齊唱: 我卻得到你安慰的淘汰
(間奏) (沙漠中 Sloan開著牽引機 追著爵士隊員 揚起陣陣黃沙)
John Stockton: 我試過完美退休 的確很踏實
Karl Malone: 醒來了夢散了 你我也走散了
Michael Jordon: 冠軍戒指何必在意 就算我是籃球之神
也不見得把 棒球打得完美
Tony Parker: 只能說爽到了 (親一下Eva)
Tim Duncan: 嫩爵 是你怕了 (秀一下手上戒指)
嫩爵迷: 我們的P幣 通通梭你
結果輸光光變成赤貧
(Chorus)
變態爵士迷: 只能說習慣了
HornyJazz: 爵不放棄贏得我信任
爵士迷齊唱: 只好每年看 那 萬年季後賽~~
(幹)
Repeat Chorus
NBA其他球隊球迷: 神經病!(關電視)
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