[轉錄]揉眼睛
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作者: memy (灕˙逆光飛行) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 揉眼睛
時間: Mon Jun 13 13:15:42 2005
記得小時候,有一天家裡人都不在,我在家裡,洗澡。
剛放完洗澡水,頭上手上都還是洗髮精的泡泡,
我看到一隻茶褐色大強衝了出來,爬到浴室鏡上停了下來。
我們家很多蟑螂,因此從小練就了一身打蟑絕影手,
心中OS:「阿厚...哩災系阿哩...」
此時不慌不忙的抄起我的拖鞋,緩緩地...緩緩地...接近那小強的敏感領域內...
^^^^^^^^ ??
說時遲那時快,該死的眼尖蟑螂在我舉起我的小熊拖鞋前,來個大鵬展翅原地拔起,
所有亂竄的飛翔的驚嚇的慌忙的,在下一秒就全停在我的頭上,
用一種噁心的觸感,步上了我那時還稚嫩無暇的臉龐。
「嗚哇哇嗚哇哇哇哇哇!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~」
我跌入了原先放滿洗澡水的浴缸,
兩隻手一直胡亂地狂亂地掃著我的臉,搓揉我的眼睛,
卻掃不掉剛剛大強突擊的陰霾,揉不走那及其噁心的觸感。
過了約莫半分鐘,一切回歸平靜。
心中小小的稚氣OS:「水下的世界還真安靜呢...」
我從水面浮起,張開眼睛。
突然....
我什麼都看不到了。
看不到雙手、看不到大強、看不到洗髮精的白色泡泡、看不到一絲光線...
看到了恐懼...
「嗚哇哇哇!!!~~~~~
為什麼...為什麼... 為什麼一起來之後就什麼都看不到了啦!!!! 」
這次,在黑暗中嚎啕大哭了我也不知道多久,我那時只記得,
爺爺以前說有種東西會灑尿在眼睛上,然後就會看不見。我那時只記得,
我剛剛用兩隻都是洗髮精泡泡的雙手,在浴缸裡揉眼睛...
在浴缸裡揉眼睛...
我看不見換洗的衣服,憑藉著對家中環境的記憶,
光著身子跑到了沒人的客廳。
摸到了椅子,摸不到電視的遙控器,
看不見的空氣似乎相當的悶熱。
我聽到遠處有某種聽不清楚的歡呼聲,越來越近,越來越近...
想起了曾在百科全書上看到「盲眼者的聽覺比一般人還要靈敏」的字眼。
然後...
然後....
然後.....
電來了。 = =
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然後聽說我現在好好的在這裡打這篇笨文這樣 = =
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