[吐嘈] 大家好我是猴子剝
你們不要再罵我了!
難道沒有聽無劍豪說:一整年不要做愛就會變成處女(男)唷!
我已經好久沒有做了
而且前兩個(有曝光在媒體上的)
他們又不是人
第一任:神豬
當作獻祭的處女是很偉大的捏!
這樣子神會更高興!
所以第一次我是獻給神的~不算啦
第二任:魯蛋
在夜深人靜的時候
雖然純潔如我也會很寂寞嘛~
小姑獨處的時候塞顆滷蛋不過分吧
這一任:長期飯票
這個憨憨的少年跟處女結婚是應該的
我已經經過了兩三年的空窗
心理上絕對是處女
所以才會想結婚咩~
而且這次跟普通人結婚
相信符合我國民霉女的風格
而且男人都有處女情結
去做個2萬元的處女膜也是一種投資
兩萬換兩億====>報酬率高達10000倍
比期貨啦~股票(跌停漲停)啦~儲蓄型保險~
都賺多了~
聰明的女性們快點群起效尤~
要幸福的嫁給普通人
處女膜是不二法門唷~
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XD我記得神豬好像也算~
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好像沒有人叫做猴子剝~如果要對號入座就是他的問題
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我記得無劍豪說過一年不做會變處男
他好像信基督教
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