Re: [吐槽] 炸蝦隱忍熱戀傷痕3年 自認愛情卒仔
蝦后在吐槽版蟬聯已久 期間雖有無數藝界後輩挑戰 仍無損其后冠
久居后座 必有其不凡之處 小弟觀其言行 小有心得...
蝦后有九大絕招:
1. 自吹自擂的努力
2. 基因突變的乳房
3. 了無新意的緋聞
4. 不忍卒睹的雜耍
5. 不中不西的發音
6. 自暴其短的英文
7. 丟人現眼的中文
8. 忝不知恥的抄襲
9. 無中生有的信心
(其中當然以第 9 點貫串 為一切之首)
不過最近又多了一點...
10. 欲蓋彌彰的自拍
綜觀而言 當今藝界 合上述十點 又無畏輿情 苟存藝壇者 惟蝦后矣
天后殊榮 實至名歸!
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