Re: [創作] 各大薏仁可以出的書 我都想好名字了

看板TuTsau作者 (小蘿)時間16年前 (2007/09/12 00:17), 編輯推噓108(108推 0噓 4→)
留言112則, 108人參與, 最新討論串1/1
※ 引述《JAOK (汪洋中的一條船)》之銘言： : 我只是突發奇想 他們如果出書 可以用這些當書名 : 菜腸 : 持續努力的日子-不承認真相一定會成功 : 臣又 : 敎你如何頂著x頭不害羞 : 嘿人 : 裝熟讓你走騙天下 : 飯飯 : 一分鐘學會唱歌亂飄的技巧 : 彥茲 蕭大叔 : 過氣藝人炒新聞一百招 : 楊哭哭 : 我也做得到! 山頂洞人炒新聞實錄 : 我想不到了~ 誰幫我繼續編下去~~! 蛤蠣潑特-咿淋公主系列 BOOK 1--<神秘的魔法胸罩> "就讀魔法學校一年級的咿淋,不知怎的,居然一個暑假過後罩杯多了七個CUP!不論好友 廟哩如何的逼問,咿淋卻堅稱自己是因為偶然在禍隔滑滋手術房撿到的魔法胸罩胸部才 多了七個罩杯......." BOOK 2--<消失的真奶> "經過了魔法胸罩事件後,勤學的廟哩,開始在圖書館瘋狂地查找資料,因為她發現,只要是 讀過<禍隔滑滋-一段歷史>的人都知道,禍隔滑滋打從創校以來就根本沒有手術房這種東 西!於是...她開始計畫一步一步地把咿淋的假面具給拆下......" BOOK 3--<傳統市場的逃犯> "果然皇天不負苦心人,升上三年級的廟哩,因為成績表現優異,得到邁教授的許可,終於 能進去圖書館的禁書區查找她所需要的資料,而在偶然的一個機緣下,她翻到了一本 關於深居於黑森林某處的腸妖為爭取整型自由而集體造反的<腸妖的獨立事件>,意外的 發現原來咿淋是當初從傳統市場(專門監禁腸妖之處)逃出的腸妖遺族......" BOOK 4--<油鍋的考驗> "升上四年級的咿淋依舊靠著她那擠滿法令紋的微笑在禍隔滑滋賣弄風騷,但是她卻不知 ,魔法界的盛事--三巫鬥法大賽,火盃認定她是第四位參賽者的背後,居然是廟哩處心積慮 的陰謀,因為廟哩早已知道,三巫鬥法大賽的最後一關,參賽者必須赤腳走過滾燙的油鍋.而 生肖屬蝦的咿淋究竟能不能通過這致命的考驗呢.......?" BOOK 5--<金獎評審的密令> "自從三巫鬥法大賽最後一關因台電工程疏失導致油鍋缺乏電力無法加溫而使咿淋意外獲 勝之後,咿淋在魔法界的聲望直線攀升,就連屢次落馬的金蛆獎居然也意外的在入圍名單 內出現咿淋的名字.而就在頒獎典禮前夕,因入圍而笑到嘴歪的咿淋接到了一封來自金蛆 獎評審團的密令......" BOOK 6--<封面攝影師的背叛> "不甘咿淋仗著自己的名氣到處擺姿態的廟哩,這一次,她打算徹底地打擊咿淋對外的形象, 於是,她對咿淋的專輯封面攝影師下了不赦咒,完完全全地操縱該名攝影師的一舉一動.這 一次,廟哩終於嘗到勝利的滋味了,因為咿淋新專輯封面裡的臉,拍出來的效果簡直比直接 拿臉去撞牆還要平面......" BOOK 7--<G奶的填充物> "咿淋終於來到了在禍隔滑滋的最後一年!而她也發現原來一直與她作對的不是屎內哺,而 是她一直把她當成好友的廟哩!而與咿淋攤牌後的廟哩,這次更有驚人之舉,為了這一刻, 他苦學7年終於熟練魔法世界裡對付腸妖一族最恐怖的惡咒,<揉揉~現>--X光咒!!到底, 困惑著廟哩七年,咿淋G奶裡的東西,究竟為何?而咿淋是否能順利從禍隔滑滋畢業......?" 以上 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.112.46.229
推
09/12 00:22, , 1F
XDDDDD大綱超有趣~~~
09/12 00:22, 1F
推
09/12 00:28, , 2F
ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ
09/12 00:28, 2F
推
09/12 00:28, , 3F
XDDDDDDDD靠 我會笑死
09/12 00:28, 3F
推
09/12 00:33, , 4F
XDDDDDD
09/12 00:33, 4F
推
09/12 00:34, , 5F
XDDDDDD這個太好笑了!!!
09/12 00:34, 5F
推
09/12 00:34, , 6F
太強了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/12 00:34, 6F
推
09/12 00:35, , 7F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了
09/12 00:35, 7F
推
09/12 00:45, , 8F
XDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了~~
09/12 00:45, 8F
推
09/12 00:52, , 9F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到肚子痛 太讚啦!
09/12 00:52, 9F
推
09/12 01:07, , 10F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/12 01:07, 10F
→
09/12 01:07, , 11F
覺得書名比較好笑= =
09/12 01:07, 11F
推
09/12 01:16, , 12F
XDDDDD好笑
09/12 01:16, 12F
推
09/12 01:17, , 13F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/12 01:17, 13F
推
09/12 01:18, , 14F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太強啦!!
09/12 01:18, 14F
推
09/12 01:21, , 15F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑的XDDD
09/12 01:21, 15F
推
09/12 01:22, , 16F
天啊........太強了
09/12 01:22, 16F
推
09/12 01:23, , 17F
好好笑阿，經典作品。:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/12 01:23, 17F
推
09/12 01:45, , 18F
真是太好笑惹！！！！！！
09/12 01:45, 18F
推
09/12 01:59, , 19F
該M了啦~
09/12 01:59, 19F
推
09/12 01:59, , 20F
推推推
09/12 01:59, 20F
推
09/12 02:22, , 21F
滿分!!!
09/12 02:22, 21F
推
09/12 02:26, , 22F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/12 02:26, 22F
推
09/12 02:31, , 23F
XD
09/12 02:31, 23F
推
09/12 03:32, , 24F
XDDDDDDD
09/12 03:32, 24F
推
09/12 03:32, , 25F
XDDDDD太妙了~~~
09/12 03:32, 25F
推
09/12 04:31, , 26F
Bravo!!!XD
09/12 04:31, 26F
推
09/12 04:57, , 27F
Excellent!!!XD
09/12 04:57, 27F
推
09/12 05:39, , 28F
頂
09/12 05:39, 28F
推
09/12 05:49, , 29F
XDDDDD
09/12 05:49, 29F
→
09/12 07:05, , 30F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/12 07:05, 30F
推
09/12 07:06, , 31F
認真XDDDDDDDDD
09/12 07:06, 31F
推
09/12 07:58, , 32F
GJ!!
09/12 07:58, 32F
推
09/12 08:26, , 33F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/12 08:26, 33F
推
09/12 08:37, , 34F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/12 08:37, 34F
推
09/12 09:30, , 35F
XDDDDDDDDDD 不推不行啊! 太好笑了!
09/12 09:30, 35F
推
09/12 09:50, , 36F
XD
09/12 09:50, 36F
推
09/12 10:13, , 37F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/12 10:13, 37F
推
09/12 10:18, , 38F
不推對不起自己的良心XD 板主快M啦
09/12 10:18, 38F
推
09/12 10:30, , 39F
Bravp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09/12 10:30, 39F
還有 33 則推文
還有 1 段內文
推
09/12 23:11, , 73F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/12 23:11, 73F
推
09/12 23:52, , 74F
Perfect!!!!!
09/12 23:52, 74F
推
09/13 00:34, , 75F
有沒有興趣把其內容寫完呢= =
09/13 00:34, 75F
推
09/13 00:35, , 76F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/13 00:35, 76F
推
09/13 01:14, , 77F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/13 01:14, 77F
推
09/13 01:19, , 78F
笑到快翻了
09/13 01:19, 78F
推
09/13 04:19, , 79F
XD笑死了
09/13 04:19, 79F
推
09/13 09:45, , 80F
讚
09/13 09:45, 80F
推
09/13 12:58, , 81F
不推不行
09/13 12:58, 81F
推
09/13 13:48, , 82F
大推!!
09/13 13:48, 82F
推
09/13 14:34, , 83F
XDDDD
09/13 14:34, 83F
推
09/13 14:52, , 84F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/13 14:52, 84F
推
09/13 15:22, , 85F
XDDD
09/13 15:22, 85F
推
09/13 15:36, , 86F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/13 15:36, 86F
推
09/13 18:25, , 87F
XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/13 18:25, 87F
推
09/13 21:57, , 88F
大推~打字好累阿!!!
09/13 21:57, 88F
推
09/13 23:12, , 89F
大推阿!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/13 23:12, 89F
推
09/13 23:36, , 90F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/13 23:36, 90F
推
09/14 00:44, , 91F
幹這太強了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09/14 00:44, 91F
推
09/14 01:51, , 92F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/14 01:51, 92F
推
09/14 12:04, , 93F
快爆吧!! 推!! XDDDDDD
09/14 12:04, 93F
推
09/14 12:59, , 94F
推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/14 12:59, 94F
推
09/14 14:50, , 95F
強者推!
09/14 14:50, 95F
推
09/14 16:41, , 96F
超好笑的，推一個
09/14 16:41, 96F
推
09/14 17:48, , 97F
XDD
09/14 17:48, 97F
推
09/14 21:15, , 98F
推 直效果比接拿臉去撞牆還平面
09/14 21:15, 98F
推
09/15 00:07, , 99F
好像看書的內容喔 XD 可以大賣 XDDDD
09/15 00:07, 99F
推
09/15 00:24, , 100F
XDDDDDDDDD
09/15 00:24, 100F
推
09/15 00:51, , 101F
太強了!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/15 00:51, 101F
推
09/15 10:44, , 102F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/15 10:44, 102F
推
09/15 21:23, , 103F
怎麼沒人推置底XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/15 21:23, 103F
推
09/15 23:55, , 104F
快爆了快爆了 可以跟BD大那篇炸蝦圖放一起
09/15 23:55, 104F
推
09/16 00:53, , 105F
推！
09/16 00:53, 105F
推
09/16 00:54, , 106F
大推！
09/16 00:54, 106F
推
09/16 00:54, , 107F
哈哈搶到爆！推我自己！
09/16 00:54, 107F
推
09/17 02:29, , 108F
XDDDDDDDDDD
09/17 02:29, 108F
推
09/17 13:49, , 109F
不m不行啊!
09/17 13:49, 109F
推
09/21 15:11, , 110F
mmmm!!!!
09/21 15:11, 110F
推
06/29 03:05, , 111F
不推對不起自己
06/29 03:05, 111F
推
04/24 09:28, , 112F
太好笑啦~如果真的有這本書我一定去買
04/24 09:28, 112F
‣ 更多 flowergarden 的文章
文章代碼(AID): #16vh-AAe (TuTsau)