哈薩克國歌 (全體起立)
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
哈薩克是世上最偉大的國家
All other countries are run by little girls.
所有其它國家都由小娘砲當家
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
哈薩克的鉀出口量世界第一
Other countries have inferior potassium.
其它國家的鉀都是遜咖
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
哈薩克是天山游泳池的故鄉
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
它有六米寬，三十米長
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
它的過濾系統是奇蹟之作
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.
可去除百分之八十的人類排泄物
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
哈薩克，哈薩克真是個好地方
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
從塔拉謝克平原到北部的猶太牆
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
四海皆兄弟除了烏茲別克人
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
他們愛管閒事腦袋裡長骨刺
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
哈薩克的工業舉世無雙
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
我們發明了褲帶和太妃糖
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
在這裡召妓只有哈薩克的最乾淨
Except of course Turkmenistan’s
不過不比土庫曼的那些乾淨
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
哈薩克，哈薩克真是個好地方
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
從塔拉謝克平原到北部的猶太牆
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
請來捧捧我們領導人的大卵葩
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
從蛋蛋的袋袋綿延到烏龜的頭頭和尾巴
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