[討論] 職場小問題

看板Tech_Job作者 (risereborn)時間8年前 (2017/09/13 19:40), 8年前編輯推噓27(30310)
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最近在工作上遇到一些很煩的問題,讓我開始思考未來動向。 直接舉例來說好了,有一次在開會時 --------------------------------------------- A:This is an apple. X:What the fuxk are you talking about,shut up your fuxking mouth.Stop!!! (Bang the table!!) B:This is an apple. X:Got it. --------------------------------------------- 另外一次是在討論spec,達成共識後的拆橋和抗鍋 --------------------------------------------- A & B:This is an apple. Let's go to tell X. X: This is not an apple. B: This is not an apple. Why A fuxking say this is an apple!! A you are wrong! Don't you understand? It's dangerous to misunderstand the spec!!!(MurMur X 10 0) A: (black person question mark) --------------------------------------------- 搶先一步通報長官是我設計錯誤,但實際上不是 --------------------------------------------- B: A has common issue. X: Fuxk A. (10 min later) A: I solve it! (not common issue ,why X know about this small small small issu e) --------------------------------------------- 最早是由一個很好且善解人意的前輩帶我,後來換到另一個快逼死我的前輩,有這麼一段 小故事 --------------------------------------------- A:This is an apple. So the color is red. C:Got it. (1 week later) A:This is an apple. So the color is red. So.. C:Got it. Let's discuss more. A:This is an apple.So the color is red. B:Got it. (1 week later) A:This is an apple.So the color is red.So.. B:What are you fuxking talking about? How do you prove this is an apple. You should do something to prove it!! (MurMur X 100) --------------------------------------------- 交接小故事 --------------------------------------------- (A,B,X in the room) B: This project for you. I have done 87%. No problem so far. A: Got it. (B,X leave away, A look at the pc screen) A: 87%?!!!!!!!!!!! Are you kidding me??? --------------------------------------------- 有些故事很難描述,在此就省略,然後當事人不是真的罵髒話,是態度都非常差和不屑。 還有啊,上面的長官患有一朝被蛇咬,十年怕草繩的症狀,讓新人出錯也不是沒有原因, 給了新人不合理的時間,用了一個會給你扛鍋的前輩,是不是真的該走了? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 1.169.215.250 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Tech_Job/M.1505302858.A.3B5.html

09/13 19:56, , 1F
用英文說故事的用意是什麼,不懂
09/13 19:56, 1F

09/13 19:57, , 2F
略懂略懂 這時候你就差不多該走了
09/13 19:57, 2F

09/13 19:58, , 3F
我應該只有發生一半,我就走了
09/13 19:58, 3F

09/13 19:58, , 4F
走啊 不過為何要用英文寫例子?
09/13 19:58, 4F

09/13 19:59, , 5F
我覺得寫得很好,我看著看著一直笑
09/13 19:59, 5F

09/13 20:03, , 6F
用中文會通篇髒話吧 會不舒服
09/13 20:03, 6F

09/13 20:06, , 7F
會有BCD這種同事是正常的,重點是:撇開BCD, 你認為X這個
09/13 20:06, 7F

09/13 20:06, , 8F
主管ok不ok? If ok, 繼續做,等到你不菜了,BCD就婊不動
09/13 20:06, 8F

09/13 20:06, , 9F
你了;if X 不 ok, 走人
09/13 20:06, 9F
※ 編輯: risereborn (1.169.215.250), 09/13/2017 20:08:22

09/13 20:39, , 10F
會不會是因為你講話喜歡夾雜英文所以被討厭
09/13 20:39, 10F

09/13 20:41, , 11F
這英文有夠爛的啦!不過滿好笑的就是了,嗯啊 說真的A還
09/13 20:41, 11F

09/13 20:41, , 12F
不走是為了什麼?不懂?
09/13 20:41, 12F

09/13 20:42, , 13F
對人不對事阿 很明顯了吧?
09/13 20:42, 13F

09/13 20:46, , 14F
如果我也這麼喜歡烙英文,那應該也會被排擠
09/13 20:46, 14F

09/13 20:54, , 15F
恩,你說的對。
09/13 20:54, 15F

09/13 21:13, , 16F
you english is good good
09/13 21:13, 16F

09/13 21:14, , 17F
我覺的還滿好笑的啊
09/13 21:14, 17F

09/13 21:25, , 18F
推,邊看邊笑
09/13 21:25, 18F

09/13 21:26, , 19F
其實還蠻有創意的
09/13 21:26, 19F

09/13 22:05, , 20F
其實 不用英文吧...
09/13 22:05, 20F

09/13 22:22, , 21F
彷彿身歷其境 XD 推
09/13 22:22, 21F

09/13 22:22, , 22F
很適合去拍個youtube短片,會爆
09/13 22:22, 22F

09/13 22:37, , 23F
超好笑,很有既視感。
09/13 22:37, 23F

09/13 22:50, , 24F
無聊
09/13 22:50, 24F

09/13 23:05, , 25F
好好笑哦 有沒有用英文怎麼會那麼傳神的八卦XDDD
09/13 23:05, 25F

09/13 23:06, , 26F
A好黑 是你嗎哈哈
09/13 23:06, 26F

09/13 23:27, , 27F
還蠻好笑的,A是你吧
09/13 23:27, 27F

09/13 23:42, , 28F
a是那顆apple嗎...XD?
09/13 23:42, 28F

09/13 23:54, , 29F
黑人是用nigga吧哈哈
09/13 23:54, 29F

09/14 00:16, , 30F
給推
09/14 00:16, 30F

09/14 00:19, , 31F
black person question mark XDDDDDDDDDD
09/14 00:19, 31F

09/14 00:29, , 32F
英文用的很好,簡單扼要。待多久了?
09/14 00:29, 32F

09/14 00:46, , 33F
這篇和科技板的連結又是什麼?? 把apple換成wafer好了
09/14 00:46, 33F

09/14 01:08, , 34F
應該是喜歡上班烙英文 所以被排擠?
09/14 01:08, 34F

09/14 03:57, , 35F
第二個issue篇我看不懂英文想表達什麼,太台式英文了
09/14 03:57, 35F

09/14 05:00, , 36F
salary沒有increase, 不能多點一個burger
09/14 05:00, 36F

09/14 08:26, , 37F
離職!
09/14 08:26, 37F
平常上班說話都用中文啦,沒有人無聊在烙英文==,除了和國外concall。我純粹只是想 用非常蠢的英文表達當下的情境,自娛無奈的心情,雖然人家說偶爾吃點虧就是佔便宜, 但是上面被鬼遮眼,耳朵被魔神仔ㄨ住了,解釋只會變成是狡辯,我啞巴吃黃連,聽了我 的事情的大紅人前輩也嘆了一口氣說:遇到這些情況我真的也不知道該說什麼。 ※ 編輯: risereborn (1.169.101.173), 09/14/2017 09:02:39

09/14 08:43, , 38F
XD
09/14 08:43, 38F

09/14 11:38, , 39F
把自己心情調適到有領薪水就好了,跟他們有理說不清
09/14 11:38, 39F

09/14 13:22, , 40F
Your English hao bang bang!!
09/14 13:22, 40F

09/15 00:10, , 41F
滿有創意的XD
09/15 00:10, 41F

09/15 11:16, , 42F
原PO有病記得要去看醫生,我因為看不懂所以我先去看眼科惹
09/15 11:16, 42F

09/15 11:16, , 43F
。對了,誰是apple~?
09/15 11:16, 43F
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