10 Rules for a Boy Band
過年前跟actin討論關於Ultimate Tour裡面10條男孩團體的規則
既然已經整理出來就po出來跟大家分享吧～
My name is the Manager, I’m going to create a BOY BAND.
My boy band will achieve fame on a grand scale, the musical dominate
the popular charts. And their faces will adorn the worlds of millions
of teenage girls across the globe.
When manufacturing the boy band, the 1st thing we need is the right
selection of boys.
In order to guarantee maximum success, each boy has to in hear a specific
set of fundamental rules. The rules are as follows:
Rule No.1, the boys in the boy band must love honor and obey the band
manager, and must have no other manager but me.
Rule 2, being sacrificed their privacy.
Rule 3, the boys must not have girl friends.
Rule 4, some of the boys in the boy band will have to take 1 or 2 years
off their real ages.
Rule 5, the boys must always be ambiguous about their sexuality. Never
confirming their sexual orientation will encourage the homosexuals enter
the market.
Rule 6, they’ll always be prepared to smile.
Rule 7, no complaint, always be in gracious and humble as the boys
next door.
Rule 8, the boys must be prepared to wear make up.
Rule 9, they must never become too close to one another. They must never
become real friends. Just in case one of them breaks down and has to be
discarded.
Rule 10, the most important rule of all, the boys in the band, must all
be very, very PRETTY.
文法上也許有很多奇怪的地方
只能說是「聽打」啦～XDD
大家參考一下吧，感謝actin大力支持
還有謝謝我家被我玩到當機的DVD Player
很神的是它現在已經被我操到原本會「跳針」的地方都不跳了
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