[閒聊] 真正閒扯淡
剛剛跟我妹(在控一名)一起看視頻
邊看就邊胡扯
【胡扯一】
正反合開頭朴米奇不是會說:U-Know, let's try some noisy beat.
我妹自動翻成:允浩,讓我們來做一些會發出聲音的事>//////<
請再配合妄想一下米奇眨眼+舔舌+酥麻地來說這句話......
嗯
美妙男孩樂園立刻就腐了起來orz
【胡扯二】
在控妹:噎,我現在才發現,鄭允浩在吐什麼東西?
我:那是毒液!!!
【胡扯三】
我心中的東方排名:允浩→米奇→昌民→在中
我妹心中的東方排名:在中→昌民→米奇→允浩
扣掉俊秀,我們倆的排序完全相反
更意外的是...
我媽心中的東方排名:俊秀 「因為他長得像我們家的孩子!!!」
附註:我和我妹不是不愛俊秀,只是對他比較冷感。
不過由於最近氦氣秀邀請大家去喝胡蘿蔔汁,羊man秀在鏡頭前耍可愛
有動搖到...
【胡扯四】
在控妹:如果我跟鄭允浩一起掉進河裡,你會救誰?
我:救你啊,鄭允浩夠高,站著頂多被水淹到奶吧
在控妹:我還以為你要說,他有大奶所以可以浮起來。
【胡扯五】
我:那如果我跟金花花一起掉進河裡,你救誰?
在控妹:(扭來扭去)呃...呃...當然是救你啊
我:(騙肖,你會抓住在中不讓他上岸吧)
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噹噹噹~第一回合胡扯終了
現在我身後的某在控
一邊看D版小卡
一邊murmur:我怎麼會喜歡眼袋跟眼睛一樣大的人...
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