[轉錄][耍笨] 兩個老兵的故事(真實事件)
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作者: seasunsky (邃藍星子) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [耍笨] 兩個老兵的故事(真實事件)
時間: Wed Mar 29 20:51:19 2006
話說我爺爺已經高齡74,以前是當海軍的
感覺這一生已經沒什麼無厘頭的事可以發生了(?)
不過某天他從岡山回來後,全家人都心想
”爺爺,您真是寶刀未老阿!”
==============正文開始==============
話說我們家住左營
某天爺爺去岡山配眼鏡
(為什麼要跑那麼遠呢?)
他在岡山的眼鏡店裡遇到一個操著濃濃鄉音的老兵
於是就上前攀談(搭訕?)
爺爺:您是老兵阿?
老兵:是阿,您也是嗎?
爺爺:我以前是海軍的。(註:海軍官校在左營)
老兵:我是空軍的。(再註:空軍官校在岡山)
爺爺:您打從哪來的阿?我是從河南來的。
老兵:四川。
爺爺:您住岡山哪阿?
老兵:之前是住勵志新村。
爺爺:那邊不是已經拆了嗎?
老兵:(驚訝貌)您怎知道?
爺爺:(小驕傲)因為之前我親家公就是住那。
老兵:您幾個兒女阿?
爺爺:bulabula。(說兒女有幾個)
老兵:bulabula,too。(談論自己的兒女﹚
爺爺:對了,我大兒子娶的媳婦也是岡山人哪!
老兵:好巧,我女兒也嫁到岡山去。
爺爺:我媳婦叫黃xx。
老兵:(臉部抽搐狀)你兒子該不會叫李xx吧......?
爺爺:(大驚)您怎麼知道?
老兵:因為他是我女婿......
爺爺:......。(默)
老兵:......(依舊默)好久不見,親家公。
===============正文結束===============
是的,那名老兵正是我外公。
我說,我爸媽都結婚18年了;
您兩老也未免太”不熟”了吧!?
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