[抱怨] 有這麼幼齒嗎?
前幾天下班,我匆匆忙忙換上便服
準備騎著我的GTR以時速140KM/HR衝回家
走到樓下,被學長叫留步
請我去幫他買兩包菸
為了表示對學長的尊敬,我義不容辭就答應了
我:我要兩包灰大衛
我:卸卸
一走出商店大門
突然兩個便衣男子朝我走來
出示了所謂的服務證
表明身分他是警察(一切都合乎警察職權行使法)
波:18了沒?身分證看一下
我:有阿,我21了
波:來來~證件看一下
我:學長,我XX所的
波:......(皺眉)
我:真的啦
波:你新來的喔?我沒看過勒
我:黑啦!
波:你幾年次的?
我:77
波:77出來做警察阿喔
我:..........
青春專案ING...
幼齒人請自備證件...
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