[轉錄][無言] 老媽的叮嚀
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作者: chiusna (冬季限定) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 老媽的叮嚀
時間: Sat Mar 21 22:31:15 2009
每次我媽出國去玩前都會寫便利貼
貼在家裡各個角落提醒我一些雜事
前幾天我爸跟我媽出國旅行
昨天回到家的時候看到門上貼著一張
"兒子 出門記得帶鑰匙不要把自己鎖在外面"
"還有不要忘記拔鑰匙 你每次都忘東忘西"
其實我也只不過小時候一次忘記帶鑰匙
把自己鎖在外面一小時
只是我媽都會認為我會忘記.......
然後還有其他很瞎的字條
昨天回家口有點渴
就去廚房喝水
飲水機上面貼著
"洗完澡熱水器記得要關"
灌完水後想說就去洗澡
打開熱水器發現上面貼著
"飲水機插頭我拔掉了 要喝之前記得插插頭"
.................................
艮!!!我灌了一堆沒煮沸過的生水進肚子裡
而且為什麼不是在飲水機上貼
"飲水機插頭我拔掉了 要喝之前記得插插頭"
而是貼 "洗完澡熱水器記得要關"
後來洗完澡要吃晚餐
廚房冰箱上貼著
"晚餐看是要去外面吃還是拿冰箱東西自己煮來吃"
我想說洗好澡不想出去外面決定自己煮飯
打開冰箱後發現是....空的
只看到一個罐頭下面壓著五百元
是怎樣 叫我把這五百元拿去煮嘛
後來我還是只能去外面買便當吃
而老媽害我最冏的是
今天晚上閃光來家裡
後來跟閃光到我家書房討論工數
我赫然發現書桌上貼著一張紙條
"兒子 跟女孩子在家不要亂來 小心會出事喔"
出你個大頭鬼啦(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧
我才不會亂來勒
我怕被閃光看到迅速的把紙條抽起來
又發現下面還有一張紙
"兒子 我知道你不會聽老媽的話"
"那至少也要記的帶套"
"我還沒急著抱孫"
冏...............
媽 你就這麼不信任你兒子嗎?
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