[轉錄][閒聊] 剛剛用安全帽尻了白目國中生..
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作者: O8957 (心痛比快樂更真實~) 看板: Kaohsiung
標題: [閒聊] 剛剛用安全帽尻了白目國中生..
時間: Sat Sep 13 21:46:38 2008
騎車經過大灣國中
一堆腦殘的國中生
把沖天炮放在地上 對準車道
咻...............一聲
直射在我安全帽的護罩 爆開 很好,還好我有護罩 不然直接中右眼 +.@ <--像這樣
我停下車往校門口看了他們一眼
國中生: 看三小,贛 (你以為你是張99嗎?你沒霸氣只有鳥氣)
(此時,三個男生兩個女生狂笑......)
我 :你要不要道歉? 你讀哪的? (此時我還笑笑,帶著安全帽)
國中生:道歉三小,贛,我"打炮"礙到你喔 (不愧是教育部長的名言,解釋的真好)
我 :你哪間的? <我已經爆氣了>
國中生:你背讀XX國中,你在號三小 (抱歉我聽不懂,他台灣國語)
我 :(脫下安全帽) 你要不要道歉?你剛剛把沖天砲對準車道,差點射到我眼睛了
我 :再給你一次機會道歉
國中生:靠杯喔,你背 青虎堂 的,你給我跪下~~~
我 : 安全帽大力從他的頭 卡 下去(小朋友不可以學,錯誤示範)
此時,那幾個國中生當場傻眼,女生在尖叫,被我卡下去那個抱著頭在地上滾
然後大家就各自散開了,被我卡下去那個跑的比誰快,還可以騎機車咧。。。。
留下錯愕的我站在原地跟一堆煙火~~~~~
(以上行為不可取,我實在忍不住了,大家請勿模仿)
<我是剛下班,辛苦賺錢的上班族,沒有幫派背景,只是,當時真的氣炸了,從小到大
只跟弟弟打過假而已,不然從沒打過別人,再次聲明,以上行為是違法的,請大家
不可以模仿學習!!因為我實在太氣太氣了>
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