[轉錄]Re: [討論] 零分作文？

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06/15 22:44, , 1F
滿分
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有膽寫這樣 也真不簡單 = =
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我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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雨八
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木蘭當戶織
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好強...
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這樣也滿花時間的 XD
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令刀
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我一直覺得他怎麼會想花時間寫那麼多嘰...
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這用手寫會累死人= =
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題目好無聊
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令分
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阿勒 被斷又打錯...
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就跟can you speak chinese一樣白爛
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他們的嘰比較好寫阿 口几
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題目很好啦
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雨八
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我笑了 大陸人真寶
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雨八
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殘體字的嘰叫 "叽" 寫起來還真爽快啊 ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
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令刀
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叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽
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......
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哈哈哈ＸＤ
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光看都手酸
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............
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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雨 八
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科科斷一下
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XDDD
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扣除有部份標點錯誤不說...全篇僅723個嘰字...零分!!!
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讓男人嘰嘰叫!!!
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※ dalyadam:轉錄至看板 FCU_EE97A 06/15 22:53
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→ rock77606:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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天啊~大笑....還有問號是什麼鬼XD
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xd'
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嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰? 這個好笑 還有問號耶
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還有 41 則推文
還有 1 段內文
※ planet1098:轉錄至看板 HSNU_1098 06/15 23:26
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靠北 我居然笑了
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這樣很累耶 不過簡體字的嘰怎麼寫...?
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烤杯 肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDD
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借轉XD
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簡體字的嘰=>口几 原來的網頁有
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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※ dontswim:轉錄至某隱形看板 06/15 23:36
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叽
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靠 我笑很大 不過感覺寫完很累
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太好笑了！ XD
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有志氣!!!!!!!!!!!
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XD
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XDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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很好笑阿XD
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北京那個寫的很多了 竟然一樣0分 太冤了
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我說這給零分不公平啊~~ 要叫隻聰明的田鼠來改這篇才對XD
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真剛好那個評審老師看不懂XD
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還一韻到底 果真是百年難得一見的文學奇才!!
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對丈工整 用典華麗 現在的我已經泣不成聲了 要是以後見
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不到這樣的文學名著我該怎麼辦?
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嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰!!!
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靠 超好笑!!!!!!!!!
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XD
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嘰嘰 這應該是海公公吧...
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這一瓶是蘿蔔 早上擦瓶子的時候放錯了 這一瓶才是(遞)
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用這個看會清楚點...
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大家都很專業!
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http://0rz.tw/0d4f0 哇~好精緻阿!! XD
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樓上張...媽
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^^ 嘿 ~ 兒子乖
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媽...月底了 我要零用錢
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兒子阿...孝敬老媽的雞湯拿來我再給你零用錢
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樓上兩位好溫馨...
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溫馨班版...
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想哭了嗎?? 一共是兩百元 謝謝
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我要抽成!
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