[轉錄][ＸＤ] 三顧茅廬

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: lin9287 (Aman) 看板: joke 標題: [ＸＤ] 三顧茅廬 時間: Thu Aug 13 07:01:54 2009 建安十二年 劉備聞水鏡曰：「伏龍、鳳雛得一可安天下也。」 便與關、張前去隆中拜見諸葛孔明， 無奈二次拜見皆不遇孔明。 次年， 劉玄德為復興漢室之大業， 與關、張再度驅馬至隆中。 此番遠行已是三英三度親往， 不如意事十之八九，雖見得諸葛孔明， 但伏龍卻伏睡於草堂之中， 翼德大怒，拾樹枝欲燒茅廬， 雲長亦不耐孔明擺架子擺的如此囂張， 玄德只得無奈安撫三弟，待諸葛亮醒。 許久， 亮醒，邀備入草堂。 玄德：備聞伏龍盛名許久，二番前來拜見皆空，此行得見先生已是一年之隔， 　　　這一年間備可是一日三秋啊！ 諸葛亮：這不是見到了嗎？ 玄德：北濫喔。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.44.97.215
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08/13 07:09,
然後咧？
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 07:20,
拜訪孔明有那麼興奮，要一日三丘?
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這是在調侃馬皇帝嗎?
08/13 07:23
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XDDD
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08/13 08:02,
聞到濃濃的政治味
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超屌
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我不知知道你要見我阿
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不懂 給箭頭
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08/13 08:51,
有酸酸的感覺XDDD 應該是一日三「秋」吧?
08/13 08:51
※ 編輯: lin9287 來自: 114.44.97.215 (08/13 08:53)
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梗舖超長XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我覺得馬英九已經快要跨出政治的領域,阿扁跟杜正勝已經做
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到了
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XDDDD
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不是臥龍嗎!?
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調侃馬惠帝嗎? XDDDD
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曲懷殤躺著也中槍
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很酸XDDDDD
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XDD
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挖那A跨謀伊勒公啥?
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有笑
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XD
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XDXD
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靠北唷XD
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靠悲XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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馬英九草枝擺
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XD
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還有 198 則推文
還有 5 段內文
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08/13 21:14,
真的是高手XDDDD
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這不是見到了嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 21:31,
原PO強大
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寄給馬9看一下
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不過說真的 見馬皇要幹嘛呢 馬皇說的也沒錯阿
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GOOD!!
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懂 不好笑
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爆
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厲害
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加油......
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有趣
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XD
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原PO是個阿宅 有宅有推
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好屌............................
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好笑!!!!!!夠酸!!!!!!!!爽!!!!!!!
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噓政治
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爆
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劉備最後那句滿多餘的
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XDDDD
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補
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有暗文阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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強大!!
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最後大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDD
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1好屌
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有酸到XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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噓的人 they不懂啦
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哈哈
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08/14 00:04,
靠北＝ ＝ 真酸
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孔明中槍了XDDDDD不過真的好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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讓他當孔明會不會太高估他
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酸的好XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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