[轉錄][聽錯] 同學幫忙按一下
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作者: aesallen (AESA) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [聽錯] 同學幫忙按一下
時間: Wed Apr 9 13:18:50 2008
這是之前我朋友跟我說的 發生在她身上的一件事
那時她還是個剛轉校進來的大學生
也就是新生
老師正準備要上課
架好單槍投影機和NB後 一直沒有螢幕出現
此時我朋友在和周圍的同學聊天
老師:"這位同學,麻煩起來按一下陰部!"
朋友:"啥??我嗎??" (嚇!!)
老師:"對呀!就是妳!麻煩起身按一下陰部"
朋友: (手足無措的站起來)
朋友:"我沒有呀!!"
老師:"什麼沒有?按一下陰部有這麼難嗎?"
朋友:"我不會...." (快哭了~老師怎麼會做這種要求?)
老師:"就在旁邊而已也不會~請隔壁同學教一下"
朋友:(看了旁邊同學一眼想求救)
隔壁同學:"妳就按一下阿!!有這麼困難嗎?就在前面而已"
此時我朋友已經快崩潰~~為什麼連她同學都這麼的心平氣和
難道這間學校的氣息都是這樣?
老師:"算了~隔壁同學幫忙按一下"
於是我朋友 就看著她隔壁的同學
起身 走到投影機前 按了input
前面開始有畫面 老師開始要講課了
隔壁同學:"妳在幹麻阿?全班同學都在等妳~幹麻不按阿?"
朋友:".......我下課再跟妳說....."
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