[轉錄][無言] 有上ptt的教授~
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作者: CATSIWAI (CAT) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 有上ptt的教授~
時間: Tue Apr 24 00:04:53 2007
突然想到別得好笑的事 欲罷不能...今日第三po...
我修了一個關於政治的課
忽然老師上課上到一半 老師就轉過去對著角落的一對情侶說...
"你們是情侶嗎?" 老師推推眼鏡 頗有審訊的意味..
"恩..."只見那對閃光羞答答的點頭....
"不要再閃我了 我的可魯也瞎了..."
後來 老師描述他在江蘇遇到美女的事...
他說" 有一個婀娜多姿 身材窈窕 大概有九頭身的美少女從他眼前走過
你們能想像嗎? 他就對我拋個媚眼 然後遞上她的連絡電話...."
大家如癡如醉的點頭 尤其是班上的男同學....
突然老師正色的說:醒醒吧 阿宅 一聽也知道是豪洨文.....
全班.............
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