[爆料] 木蘭詩賺人血淚,阿猴詩表達淫穢。
阿猴詩
急急捧姬姬,木蘭螢幕晃。
不聞女優聲,惟聞猴喘息。
問猴何所做??猴卻急撇清。
猴說無所打,猴褲卻流液。
日夜見肉體,猴洨大點滴。
RIO十二集 ,集集沒反應。
阿猴不滿意,意吟已不行。
加藤翔為師,從此教猴射。
中市金錢鮑,高市學強堅,
南市雙龍投,北市買長鞭。
朝辭翔孃去,暮宿女宿邊;
不聞三十甩屌聲,但聞加藤流水鳴濺濺。
蛋辭女宿去,暮至社科院;
不聞六洞刷刷聲,但聞政治系壘互婊聲。
萬里赴東京,澀谷度若飛。
熱氣傳鏡面,盈光照內吚。
蝌蝌百戰死,阿猴十年歸。
歸來見學長,學長 P板上。
紫剛十二回,猴表現很強。
流汗問所慾,「阿猴不用上雨衣,願讓吟猴千萬卒,送我上天堂。」
阿翔找猴去,然卻嚇驚慌。
猴兄奔出房,底下空啷啷。
紫剛一見狀,磨刀霍霍給阿翔。
刀從天上來,猴卻更吟蕩。
猴持尻槍手,紫剛滿臉霜。
金手指出招,猴也滿臉蕩。
嬌喘呼氣來,加藤也驚慌:
「同度幾日月,才知阿猴是女郎」
雄猴腳撲朔,雌猴眼迷離。猴臉吟蕩樣,安能辨我是雌雄。
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