[轉錄]被教官抓到> <
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作者: zzzzzzzzzzza () 看板: StupidClown
標題: 被教官抓到> <
時間: Thu Sep 23 12:22:03 2004
在念高中時,教官總喜歡在下課時到廁所抽查有無同學在吸煙~~
下面是真實的被抓包案例~~~
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話說有一天的下課休息時間~
我跟同學A一起去廁所撇尿兼照鏡子 (還真該死的自戀)
我在廁所裡面偶然發現A在夾克裡藏了一個盒狀的東西~
始終覺得那裡面的東西一定不是什麼好東西~~
就在此時教官來到了我們這間廁所抓同學抽煙~~~
教官不愧是教官眼睛總是比別人銳利~~
教官發現了A躲躲藏藏的把那包東西藏進更深處的夾克裡~~
此時教官嘴角微翹~心理暗爽的走向A~~
教官: 這位同學你夾克裡面藏的是什麼東西??拿出來讓我把一下~~
A: 阿阿~~我裡面沒有什麼特別的東西啦~拜託你不要管!
教官: 什麼不要管!你快點拿出來~
A: 阿免啦~~~(明顯的是操著台語在嗆聲)
教官: 什麼免!你敢不聽教官的話~到底是什麼東西快拿出來??
A: 阿免拉~~~(再次聽出他是台語的愛用者)
教官: 你再不拿出來我就要直接記過囉!!
就在此時我看到同學A終於要把東西拿出來~心想他可能要想自首減刑時~
同學A把他的那包~~
(涼麵) 拿了出來~~~~@@
A: 阿就跟你說是麵ㄇㄟ 你是聽不懂人話歐?? (氣)
A: 因為我不想讓別人看到我把吃的東西拿進廁所ㄇㄟ~很丟臉耶~
此時上課鈴聲剛好響起~正好解救了臉色尷尬的教官~
教官匆匆離去後~~
留下了拿著麵不知道該不該吃下去的同學A
還有在一旁狂笑的我........
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