西方漢學家翻譯的三字經
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> 西方漢學家翻譯的三字經
> 人之初：At the beginning of life.
> 性本善：Sex is good.
> 性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
> 習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
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> 苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
> 性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
> 教之道：The way of learning it
> 貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.
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> 昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
> 擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
> 子不學：If you don't study hard,
> 斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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> 竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
> 有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
> 教五子 All his five son took it
> 名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-known.
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> 養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
> 父之過 It is all your fault.
> 教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
> 師之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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> 子不學 You may refuse to study this
> 非所宜 but that is a real mistake
> 幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,
> 老何為 you will lose your ability when aged
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> 玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
> 不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
> 人不學 If you don't learn sex,
> 不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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