[轉錄]Re: [ＸＤ] 劉謙都沒她厲害阿

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※ [本文轉錄自 k1923456 信箱] 作者: k1923456 (龍泉之心) 看板: joke 標題: Re: [ＸＤ] 劉謙都沒她厲害阿 時間: Mon Feb 14 09:45:49 2011 很久很久以前 在台灣的某個小村落 有一位德高望重的村長 由於他機智過人、才華出眾 長久以來為村民們解決了不少的疑難雜症 任何事情只要村長出馬 不管是多細微的、多複雜的 都能夠迎刃而解 有一天... 某位鄰村的女村民跑來向村長投訴 說她先生不知怎麼地 不分男女瘋狂的找人求愛 像是精神錯亂一樣 而且只要求愛不成 就會強迫對方與自己交合 此事已鬧得滿城風雨，全村的人都非常恐慌 但是女子說道：只要發狂的時間一過 他就會回復正常 完全看不出有什麼毛病 「好吧！我答應你。」 於是村長就到了女村民的家中 仔細的端詳了一下他的老公 「他大約什麼時候會發作？」 「子時以後，晨時之前。我也很擔心他的身體承受不住...然後...」 女子聲淚俱下，實在可憐 「嗯...那我知道了。但這種情況靠我一個人是無法解決的」 「我需要借助村中靈媒的力量，才能幫助你老公」 於是，子時一到 村長、女子以及靈媒到了家門口 村長說道： 「廟公您請先進去吧！我隨後跟上」 於是靈媒走了進去 村長則帶著女子到一旁的窗戶前觀察 「村長，接下來該如何是好？」 村長：................... 「接下來，就是見證騎乩的時刻...」 -- Tell All Individuals We're A Nation -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.127.64.51 ※ 編輯: k1923456 來自: 122.127.64.51 (02/14 09:46)
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你沒PO我都沒注意到原來這篇是你掰出來的
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當初看這篇的時候完全沒注意作者= =
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就推下去了
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