黑人的白大腿
剛開始接觸衝浪時幾乎不擦防曬
某方面是出於想曬黑的動機,但也這樣曬出了有生以來最誇張的曬傷
前兩三天全身曬紅,之後開始約一個禮拜的脫皮
脫皮時幾乎不敢逛專櫃,試穿時櫃姐面有難色XD
脫皮尚未完全時新舊膚色間的差異看起來很怪......
BY THE WAY,剛開始想曬黑的動機還滿妙的,有天到西門町看電影時與兩個妹擦身而過
,之後背後一陣耳語:
他好白喔!呵 他好白喔!呵
他好白喔!呵 他好白喔!呵
他好白喔!呵 他好白喔!呵
他好白喔!呵 他好白喔!呵
他好白喔!呵 T_T 他好白喔!呵
他好白喔!呵 他好白喔!呵
他好白喔!呵 他好白喔!呵
他好白喔!呵 他好白喔!呵
他好白喔!呵 他好白喔!呵
他好白喔!呵
聽到之後T-BAR大的人瞬間縮成玩具公仔倒在血泊中掙扎.((((好....好一記回馬槍)))).....
從上次雙獅回來之後算是黑得比較均勻了
雖然還未脫落的舊皮仍然有點明顯,但問題來了
黑是黑了,但好像有些招人側目
上圖書館時一群白肉底經過時難免用他剛從墳墓裡爬出來的蒼白臉看個幾秒
回家裡家人說"別把自己搞的根外勞一樣T_T"
黑肉好像超有警察緣的,路上常被攔檢
"幹什麼的?"
"學生"
"不像耶!"
"...."
小弟本身也是白肉底,曬黑之後偶爾騎機車時汗濕將褲管捲起或將手掌翻正
身邊機車騎士的眼光會瞬間投射而來(((((心之音:阿阿阿!太陽拳好刺眼......))))))
儘管如此,小弟還想再曬一下....反正冬天就白回來
有沒有大大可以推薦有效但不曬傷的曬黑方法,能讓小弟在下次衝宜蘭時派上用場?
感激不盡!!!!
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