[少年] 最新一期的柯南-冷靜是偵探的基本功
這幾回一直玩吸血鬼怪談
都快搞不清楚到底是推理漫話還是驚悚漫畫了
雖然他推理也很糟
問題是驚悚更是驚悚不起來啊
看到一大堆年齡差40~50歲的兒女
實在感受不太到緊張感
只會覺得"這老爺子確實很會生呢"
折騰了兩三話
終於掛了第一個人
服部跟柯南一馬當先衝上案發的閣樓
發現有人倒在窗台上
兩人冷靜的程度實在令人髮指
發現死者後一秒,兩人對話如下:
"沒救了...頸動脈被割斷...已經死了..."
"嗯"
"這個人自己握著刀呢"
"這麼說來"
"他感覺有人襲擊自己而自我了斷,或是有人刻意要我們這麼想..."
你們是在SOP甚麼啦!!!
一個人掛在那邊你們就直接進入推理了
冷靜過頭了吧你們兩位
甚麼"七-哭-邱-,搭-咧-搭-"的棒讀都不喊
眉頭都不皺一下
要不是你身上掛著偵探光環
我是家屬我第一個懷疑你
一副"皆在本偵探意料之中"
直接進推理,趕戲也不是這麼趕吧
何況
"感覺有人要襲擊自己而自我了斷"是啥鬼
環境模擬:
你在閣樓
手上有一把刀
你發現有人要襲擊自己
請問你會?
1. 用刀抵抗
2. 用刀自我了斷
選二的是白癡吧......
柯南真的是持續挑戰智商下限的東西
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