[少年] 物理不好沒關係 但邏輯不好就糟糕了
(為保護當事人,以下均用化名)
比如說青薙吧,據說能力者會怕海。
但為什麼青薙可以把海冰起來呢?
為什麼他可以把手伸進海裡若無其事的發動能力呢?
難道說其實他吃的不是惡魔果實而是七爺八爺果實嗎?
又例如說洛克人達爾,據說沙子碰到水會凝固,所以他怕水。
唬爛啦,沙子摻水是什麼?摻水的沙子嘛。
你去海邊朝著腳下的沙子踢一腳,難道沙子會說[我覺得我應該要凝固]
於是你的腳就斷掉了嗎?踢到的應該不是沙子而是沙蟲吧?
就算他真的怕水好了,結果他自己就能把水吸掉嘛。
而且還是不變身就能把水吸掉,那你到底是怕不怕水,搞得我好亂啊。
比如說唬王坦克很怕水,一碰水就會自爆。
於是唬王指揮官就下令把附近的水源都抽乾,結果被琺國人發現。
琺國人:[為什麼你們要抽乾水源呢,因為唬王怕水(潑水)!]
唬王A:[我爆炸了!]
砝國人:[再潑!]
唬王B:[哈哈哈唬王的特點就是很硬,不會進水的啦!]
琺國人:[糟糕!沒有水了!]
唬王B:[沒水了為什麼我還會爆炸!]
砝國人:[口水也是水啊!]
這種亂七八糟的戰爭還真虧他們打得下去啊。
不對,根本就沒有打過吧....。
話又說回來,說豪洨四人組會死,那真的是當我沒看過第四十幾集。
畢竟連橋巴這種超越牛頓力學、進入相對論的變身都還活得很好啊!
何況連老鷹先生零距離挨了一顆據說有廣島核爆威力的炸彈都沒死。
等等,這麼說也許不太公允,也許實際情況是這樣:
國王:[老鷹你回來啦!挨了那顆炸彈都沒事,真了不起。]
老鷹:[是的,那真的是....非常震撼的音量....非常燦爛的光芒....]
國王:[怎麼啦?]
老鷹:[其實....那是真的。]
國王:[???我當然知道炸彈是真的啊。]
老鷹:[不....我是說那是真的閃光彈。]
老鷹:[而且還有保證書。]
最後付一個圖,要去睡了。
岩漿比火焰更高級喔! 奇怪我以前救(女)人都成功耶!
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