[無言] 月老牽線消失
婚友社的合約上個月到期 確定不再續約之後
認識新朋友的主要管道就這麼沒了
無奈之餘 就在月初 我跑去武廟 拜月老 想要求個姻緣
看看月老能不能幫個忙 把我拉上岸
到武廟詢問過廟方的拜拜的SOP後 就依照指示 拜起月老 求姻緣
拜拜的時候 心中默默的跟月老說
我想要一個中等體型 好相處 好溝通的對象
結果 月老居然給我怒杯
看到怒杯 我真的傻眼 心想這樣的條件很難找嗎?
條件都放這麼軟了 是不是月老不想幫忙?
於是我不死心 一直盧月老 結果祂還連續賜給我三個怒杯
後來 我就問月老 是不是我的正緣已過?
結果 居然聖杯! 真的傻眼!
( OMG!哪有神明叫信徒回去找前女友 吃回頭草的?)
後來 月老在我委婉的祈求之下 終於勉強答應接下這個難搞的case
拜完月老 大約兩個禮拜後 終於有消息了 ( yes!)
原來鄰居阿姨介紹一位好友圈內朋友的女兒要給我認識
於是約好見面日期 我就穿著整齊準時赴約
一到見面地點 除了介紹的對象之外 女生的媽媽 阿姨也到了
此時 覺得不妙 又是一個被長輩押出來認識對象的可憐女生
事後 果不其然 真的沒戲唱
希望月老可以認真的幫我牽一下紅線 救我上岸
不然 農曆過年的時候 我可能還會去武廟 檢討一下業績
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