[無言] 香香的女友消失
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事情是這樣的,小妹家住在廟旁邊,圖示如下:
https://imgur.com/a/ik4FQ1U
前陣子剛認識男友的時候,他會騎車來我家樓下,在圖中星星位置等我,
約會一定要香香的,所以我都會噴香水。
那次下樓男友就說:「嗯,妳好香喔,我很遠就聞到了。」
「真假>_<」我一邊暗爽一邊心想,原來香水這麼神奇範圍可以這麼廣,整條街都聞得到。
「真的啊,這條街都臭臭的,到妳家這裡香香的,都是妳的味道。」
說完還用鼻子大力的給他吸幾口。
被他這麼一說我心裡小鹿亂撞,想說之後一定要多掃幾瓶這個牌子的神奇香水。
後幾天我自己騎車回家,也停在他平常停車的位置,
突然有陣陣香味迎面撲來,這個味道很熟悉,感覺經常聞到......
正當我感到疑惑的時候,眼角瞄到隔壁的廟的窗戶沒關,
香味好像是從那邊飄出來的......
等等,那不是廁所嗎!!!!!!
這時想起前幾天與男友的對話,
原來我的味道是明星花露水+阿摩尼亞的味道啊QQ
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尋找香香
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香香是我男友XDD
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聞起來像公廁,但骨子裡不是喲QQ
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正解
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衝著你這句話,嫁惹
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