[無言] 買了便當卻吃不下

看板StupidClown作者 (睡小恩)時間6年前 (2017/09/23 12:46), 編輯推噓30(50推 20噓 23→)
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今天放假 睡到中午 覺得肚子餓 起身去買便當 回到家打開便當 看到主菜卻沒胃口了 主菜照片 https://i.imgur.com/HhZvczS.jpg
. . . 實際是長這樣 https://i.imgur.com/vtdrct3.jpg
台語有一句話 拿XX比雞腿 原來是這樣來的... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 203.163.202.129 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/StupidClown/M.1506141999.A.1BE.html
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09/23 12:51, , 1F
哈哈哈哈哈
09/23 12:51, 1F
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09/23 13:03, , 2F
太狂了吧XD
09/23 13:03, 2F
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09/23 13:07, , 3F
lol
09/23 13:07, 3F
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09/23 13:11, , 4F
思想不純正，還有你先閉眼咬一口不就沒事了
09/23 13:11, 4F
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09/23 13:13, , 5F
先剝皮
09/23 13:13, 5F
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09/23 13:25, , 6F
原來是XX還以為是雞腿
09/23 13:25, 6F
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09/23 13:53, , 7F
這麼圓潤
09/23 13:53, 7F
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09/23 13:55, , 8F
原PO掏出來來比對阿 不然要怎樣比
09/23 13:55, 8F
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09/23 14:14, , 9F
我愛
09/23 14:14, 9F
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09/23 14:20, , 10F
閉著眼吃，下面會濕
09/23 14:20, 10F
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09/23 14:21, , 11F
開啟不同於食道的另一條人生之道
09/23 14:21, 11F
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09/23 14:27, , 12F
真·XX比雞腿
09/23 14:27, 12F
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09/23 14:29, , 13F
包莖雞腿
09/23 14:29, 13F
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09/23 14:41, , 14F
想像成滷蛋阿
09/23 14:41, 14F
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09/23 14:41, , 15F
所以我從來不吃魯雞雞
09/23 14:41, 15F
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09/23 14:42, , 16F
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈靠北好笑
09/23 14:42, 16F
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09/23 14:53, , 17F
幹這個真的超級像XDDDDDD
09/23 14:53, 17F
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09/23 15:06, , 18F
LOL
09/23 15:06, 18F
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09/23 15:08, , 19F
第一眼滷蛋
09/23 15:08, 19F
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09/23 15:08, , 20F
吃個雞腿也能起色心
09/23 15:08, 20F
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09/23 15:13, , 21F
原PO刻意取角意圖使人誤解XDD
09/23 15:13, 21F
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09/23 15:30, , 22F
心中有GG 看什麼都是GG
09/23 15:30, 22F
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09/23 15:40, , 23F
我還以為你想表示打開只有一隻支雞腿 連飯都沒有
09/23 15:40, 23F
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09/23 15:41, , 24F
hahahahaha
09/23 15:41, 24F
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09/23 16:03, , 25F
這SIZE我不行…
09/23 16:03, 25F
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09/23 16:08, , 26F
我以為腿頭含了滷蛋。當然吃啊沒太多機會可咬可吞
09/23 16:08, 26F
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09/23 16:11, , 27F
皮已經褪下來了，就不用去割了~
09/23 16:11, 27F
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09/23 16:15, , 28F
這看起來還是要割喔，你有把它再拉下來一點嗎
09/23 16:15, 28F
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09/23 16:25, , 29F
大口咬斷就沒事了
09/23 16:25, 29F
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09/23 16:37, , 30F
辛苦了，還小心地把皮褪下，擺好角度，拍照上傳，po文~~~
09/23 16:37, 30F
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09/23 16:38, , 31F
還以為這雞腿真的是你的XX耶，褪得這麼漂亮
09/23 16:38, 31F
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09/23 16:45, , 32F
我沒剝皮阿...
09/23 16:45, 32F
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09/23 16:45, , 33F
看它色澤 就知道 它剝皮著魯
09/23 16:45, 33F
噓
09/23 16:49, , 34F
整支給我含下去
09/23 16:49, 34F
噓
09/23 16:59, , 35F
笨在哪 左轉JOKE好嗎？
09/23 16:59, 35F
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09/23 17:00, , 36F
懶叫比雞腿㊣
09/23 17:00, 36F
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09/23 17:01, , 37F
請恕我攔轎♡
09/23 17:01, 37F
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09/23 17:07, , 38F
看笨版長知識
09/23 17:07, 38F
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09/23 17:25, , 39F
長度和直徑是?
09/23 17:25, 39F
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09/23 17:50, , 40F
我覺得不行
09/23 17:50, 40F
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09/23 17:55, , 41F
懶叫比雞腿
09/23 17:55, 41F
噓
09/23 18:17, , 42F
笨在哪？
09/23 18:17, 42F
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09/23 19:08, , 43F
好煩喔XDDD
09/23 19:08, 43F
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09/23 19:12, , 44F
你覺得很好笑嗎
09/23 19:12, 44F
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09/23 19:19, , 45F
錯版了吧
09/23 19:19, 45F
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09/23 19:22, , 46F
這篇比較適合貼joke吧
09/23 19:22, 46F
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09/23 19:43, , 47F
國中生？笨點呢？
09/23 19:43, 47F
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09/23 19:46, , 48F
09/23 19:46, 48F
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09/23 19:46, , 49F
從熱門文章看超像大便
09/23 19:46, 49F
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09/23 20:03, , 50F
噢
09/23 20:03, 50F
噓
09/23 20:04, , 51F
這樣就想到那你還在青春期？？？
09/23 20:04, 51F
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09/23 20:20, , 52F
有笑，但是的確比較適合就可
09/23 20:20, 52F
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09/23 20:23, , 53F
嗯？
09/23 20:23, 53F
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09/23 20:33, , 54F
貼錯板也算笨啊
09/23 20:33, 54F
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09/23 21:21, , 55F
XDDDD
09/23 21:21, 55F
噓
09/23 21:26, , 56F
？
09/23 21:26, 56F
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09/23 21:34, , 57F
噁
09/23 21:34, 57F
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09/23 21:56, , 58F
這太強了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
09/23 21:56, 58F
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09/23 22:29, , 59F
髒太髒
09/23 22:29, 59F
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09/23 22:56, , 60F
不是這樣來的
09/23 22:56, 60F
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09/23 23:07, , 61F
覺得西斯點比較重
09/23 23:07, 61F
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09/23 23:16, , 62F
我也以為是大便
09/23 23:16, 62F
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09/23 23:21, , 63F
我女的 這我可以
09/23 23:21, 63F
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09/23 23:27, , 64F
我男的 這我可以
09/23 23:27, 64F
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09/23 23:31, , 65F
這個是假性包莖雞
09/23 23:31, 65F
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09/24 00:07, , 66F
當你個版??
09/24 00:07, 66F
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09/24 00:16, , 67F
我在猶豫 是該稱讚拍的真好 還是店家挑的好
09/24 00:16, 67F
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09/24 00:40, , 68F
一開始以為是大便......看了推文才知道不是
09/24 00:40, 68F
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09/24 00:49, , 69F
吃雞(X) 吃雞(O)
09/24 00:49, 69F
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09/24 01:29, , 70F
也沒有到很像吧XDDDDDD
09/24 01:29, 70F
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09/24 01:39, , 71F
是太油了嗎
09/24 01:39, 71F
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09/24 01:42, , 72F
皮都退了你還不吃？
09/24 01:42, 72F
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09/24 02:43, , 73F
我吃！
09/24 02:43, 73F
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09/24 03:16, , 74F
你看太少雞腿了
09/24 03:16, 74F
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09/24 08:06, , 75F
原po吃雞吧
09/24 08:06, 75F
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09/24 08:15, , 76F
也太粗了吧。。
09/24 08:15, 76F
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09/24 09:06, , 77F
這會像昨天生吃魷魚的那個新聞被射爆嗎XDDDDD
09/24 09:06, 77F
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09/24 09:57, , 78F
如果是我我跟本不會發現
09/24 09:57, 78F
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09/24 11:27, , 79F
就腦子想什麼就會看到什麼的概念而已
09/24 11:27, 79F
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09/24 12:30, , 80F
讚 留言 分享
09/24 12:30, 80F
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09/24 12:59, , 81F
食色性也
09/24 12:59, 81F
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09/24 13:17, , 82F
我也以為是大便
09/24 13:17, 82F
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09/24 13:28, , 83F
…
09/24 13:28, 83F
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09/24 13:49, , 84F
一般來說都是雞腿比較小
09/24 13:49, 84F
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09/24 22:29, , 85F
恕我攔轎XDDDD
09/24 22:29, 85F
噓
09/25 01:31, , 86F
去換駕照吧
09/25 01:31, 86F
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09/25 12:35, , 87F
快笑死
09/25 12:35, 87F
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09/25 20:28, , 88F
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09/25 20:28, 88F
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09/26 02:49, , 89F
第一眼以為是滷蛋+1
09/26 02:49, 89F
噓
09/26 17:42, , 90F
不笨
09/26 17:42, 90F
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09/27 16:16, , 91F
喔
09/27 16:16, 91F
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09/27 20:04, , 92F
吃雞了，懂？
09/27 20:04, 92F
噓
10/10 17:46, , 93F
爛
10/10 17:46, 93F
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