[無言] 你喜歡吃龍眼嗎?
剛問我女朋友
我: "你喜歡吃龍眼嗎?"
女友: "那個很胖欸, 但是我喜歡吃金枕頭"
我: "金枕頭是榴槤欸"
女友: "那荔枝那個叫什麼?"
我: "那叫玉荷包..."
原來她原本是要用玉荷包回答我龍眼的問題
殊不知玉荷包也不是龍眼的一種阿...
農人問號???
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