[無言] 米能洗嗎?
媽寶我朋友A昨天去拜見女方家長
第一次見面為了給兩老留下美好印象
所以跟女友B一起下廚,我朋友打下手
B交給A的第一件任務就是洗米
B:你幫我洗個米,等等泡一下以後再沖一沖拿去煮
A:什麼?米能洗嗎?
B:廢話,你不洗怎麼吃啊!不洗的話煮起來會不好吃欸
A:真的能洗嗎?
B:本來就要洗的,快去洗
結果B在砧板刀起刀落刀起刀落的時候
她眼睛突然瞥到A洗完正在泡的那鍋米
嗯…有點白,這米可能等等要多沖幾次
欸!不對!這個白有點像是泡泡的白!
B:喂,你的米為什麼會洗到有泡泡!
A:妳說要洗的啊!我還只有加一點點而已欸
B:…
我朋友回到家就被趕去睡陽台了。
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