[無言] 我們一家除了我都是笨蛋
最近實在受不了天兵家人了
只好來出賣一下他們
1.上週奶奶從澎湖空運兩袋新鮮螃蟹給我們
每袋至少20隻以上
收到當然迫不及待馬上開吃
一吃發現一袋裡面竟然只有兩隻母的!!
想說今年母螃蟹這麼缺@@
隔天打開另一袋全部都!是!母!的!
原來奶奶特地把公母分開……
吃蛋吃到快吐了
當天膽固醇應該破表
2.跟媽媽去逛賣場剛好遇到愛文芒果試吃
媽:還是像這種金煌芒果比較好吃後
我:我們試吃的是愛文ㄋㄟ~
媽:哪有~愛文裡面的肉紅色的!
我:沒有,是黃色。
媽:他是紅色皮裡面就是紅色的啊!
我:西瓜是綠色裡面也是紅色……
3.姐姐某天帶了團購的茶葉蛋回來
我:這很好吃欸~你買一顆多少?
姐:不知道欸,十幾塊吧!反正就10顆95啊
黑人問號.jpg
我:啊不就一顆9.5元!!!有這麼難嗎orz
加碼姐姐篇
今天姐姐買了一把空心菜和兩把水蓮回來
那空心菜長得快跟灌木一樣大
我:你買這些菜多少
姐:70。
我:這麼大把空心菜才20元喔!
姐:不是,它25。
黑人問號.jpg again
我:這樣水蓮一把多少
姐:兩把50
明明加起來就是75元 以為我算數不好嗎
生活在這麼單蠢的家庭顯得我智商真高
科科
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首先要澄清,我非常愛我可愛的奶奶
只是他有時候有一些很難懂的行為
我不懂螃蟹公母分開的點這樣
然後菜的部分老闆還是收75元喔~
可見姐姐不夠正
茶葉蛋是團購所以一包一包賣
一包就是10顆95元這樣
然後我們家感情非常好我也不是邊緣人
只是愛出賣家人*\(^o^)/*
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