[聽錯] 都是台灣國語惹得禍
以前在某好鄰居超市打工
某天我正在補貨的時候
突然有位嚼著檳榔,看起來兇神惡煞的大哥烙著台灣國語叫住我
大哥:兄弟,拎護墊底堆?(你們護墊在哪?)
我:我帶你去
於是我邊帶著他邊想著這個看起來混很大的大哥還蠻疼老婆的嘛...親自來幫老婆買
結果到了衛生棉那區
我:護墊都在這區,你慢慢看
突然大哥大聲了起來,嚇得我愣住
大哥:靠X啊,哇喜咩找護墊餒(我是要找護墊餒)
我:對啊,護墊跟衛生棉都在這一區啊
大哥:恩系啦,哇喜咩找拎護墊長(副店長)啦
當下我真的超想笑的,但看他那又兇又尷尬的樣子只能忍住
我:哦...我幫你廣播請他過來....
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