[聽錯] 其實我聽錯了
自從擊破車窗之後
我的人生開始一路順遂(?
最近我追了很久的妹子終於答應跟我交往
差點就以為自己是人生勝利組惹...
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那天我和妹子大吵一架
基本上就是要到互相封鎖的程度
我在半夜12點
家裡附近的高架橋下痛哭
聽著另外一邊電話也是泣不成聲
我是不知道其他路人啦
但看我鄰居遛狗時經過看我的表情
大概知道在黑黑的橋下看到一個肥宅哭成那樣大概不是什麼愉快的事
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哭了一陣子之後
接著一片沈默...
我突然問了一句
所以,你願意當我女朋友嗎?
電話那頭傳來
摁。
幹我脫魯了???
竟然!!!!!
於是我從此過著幸福快樂的日子......
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直到最近我們聊到這件事
她才說
你那個時候那麼小聲
我其實什麼都沒聽到
我其實什麼都沒聽到
我其實什麼都沒聽到
幹。
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後來有在一起啦
不過他是說
其實只是怕我生氣把她擊碎(X
喔不是 只是怕我把她封鎖
順帶一提
我今天搭到被我擊碎玻璃的那班公車了XDDD
http://imgur.com/a/zRWM7
看來是完全修好了
只是看的到邊膠有點參差
最後我沒受傷公車處也沒要求賠償就沒事了
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年輕人終究是年輕人 還是太衝動了XDDDDDDDD
下次會先想好招數XDDD
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