[大哭] 馬桶水蓮蓬頭水。
代Po
家裡是乾濕分離
所以馬桶跟淋浴間有隔一個門
女兒還小的時候我們家洗澡都不會鎖門,這樣有人在洗澡就也可以上廁所,但是沖馬桶的
時後,馬桶在蓄水,蓮蓬頭水會暫時變小
家裡也是這樣的應該都知道。
記得一次女兒小時候在洗澡,我正在拉屎
我:
女兒啊!
妳知道妳在洗澡的時候我如果沖馬桶的話
大便水會跑去妳的蓮蓬頭水裡面嗎?
女兒:
騙人啦!
我:
真的啦
不信妳等等看我一沖妳的水就會變小
代表大便水過去了。
女兒:
那妳沖啊!
我一沖,她的蓮蓬頭水變小了,然後她就哭了
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※ 編輯: LONGLONG (114.33.205.69), 05/26/2017 02:17:23
※ 編輯: LONGLONG (114.33.205.69), 05/26/2017 02:18:09
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※ 編輯: LONGLONG (114.40.185.205), 05/26/2017 12:57:25
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