[聽錯] 如何毀了女兒的初戀
原PO住日本...昨天不小心聽到老婆跟目前就讀小學的女兒的對話內容,
好像是在討論一個她們班上一個名叫KOU TARO的男生。
(我只聽到發音,並不知道正確漢字怎麼寫...就當作"孝太郎"吧XD)
俺:你們在討論什麼? 大鮪魚肚(OTORO)?
女兒:是孝太郎! 媽媽!爸爸把孝太郎說成鮪魚肚!
老婆:(白了我一眼) 那是她喜歡的男生的名子...
俺:所以妳喜歡大鮪魚肚?(故意)
女兒:是孝太郎!
俺:大鮪魚肚!大鮪魚肚!大鮪魚肚!大鮪魚肚!大鮪魚肚!大鮪魚肚!
女兒:孝太郎!孝太郎!孝太郎!孝太郎!孝太郎!孝太郎!
剛剛下班回家,就看到我女兒躲在被子裡不理我。
聽我老婆說....
女兒今天在大庭廣眾下不小心將對方的名子喊成大鮪魚肚.......
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※ 編輯: megaboost (111.96.213.188), 05/16/2017 21:31:22
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