[大哭] 小姐我的菊花癢央消失
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手機PO文,幫朋友代PO,當事人覺得太丟臉了不敢用自己帳號,怕被認出來
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強者我朋友前陣子旅遊回國後一直覺得菊花癢央,
終於忍不住決定去看醫生,先查了評價找到一間風評還不錯的診所就衝了,
在診所前停好車後,朋友直闖診所櫃台
友:「我要掛號。」
櫃台小姐:「好的~請問今天是哪裡不舒服呢?」
友:「我肛門癢。」
櫃台小姐:「……O____________O(呆滯三秒)」
「先生不好意思,這裡是牙科診所唷,你要看的是不是隔壁那間?」
「先生不好意思,這裡是牙科診所唷,你要看的是不是隔壁那間?」
「先生不好意思,這裡是牙科診所唷,你要看的是不是隔壁那間?」
友:◢▆▅▄▃ 崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰 ▃▄▅▆◣
加碼笨點,
朋友倉皇逃出、終於看到正確的醫生,回來之後,我問他
我:「所以你的菊花到底是?」
友:「是濕疹,我先問你!難道你們用完免治馬桶都會擦乾嗎?」
我:「……O_______o當然會啊!!!!!!!!!」
小提醒:大家用完免治馬桶記得要擦屁屁唷 ^_^
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