Re: [無言] 英文真的要學好啊..............
看板StupidClown作者antiyourself (墨爾本山道 King)時間7年前 (2017/05/09 01:27)推噓147(147推 0噓 13→)留言160則, 152人參與討論串3/15 (看更多)
看到這串讓我想起一段12年前的往事
當年我剛出來澳洲不久
英文破到連then 跟than都分不清楚
當年還在讀英文班的時候
是一個女生的御用工具人
有次週末,去她寄宿家庭幫她安裝天堂二準備要一起玩
她寄宿家庭的金髮小蘿莉,大概15歲吧
看到我在用電腦,眼睛一亮
跑來問我說可不可以幫她修電腦
我當時心中一震!
廢話,這麼可愛的金髮小蘿
又是這麼好的亞洲工具人升級機會!(還是工具人)
我當下馬上拍胸脯保證,有什麼問題
我都可以馬上解決!!
我就跟著小蘿去修她電腦了
盤查了一下,原來是光碟機打不開
她有片音樂光碟脫軌卡盤了
我心想這有什麼問題,看哥兩秒解決讓妳崇拜亞洲人嫑嫑的!
我當時想說這只要一根針(needle) 摳摳就可以出來了
我就用無比自豪又信心的表情回頭堅定的看著她的眼睛穩重的說
「Do you have nipple? Can I have one please?」
林北之後12年沒敢再肖想當CCR。
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