[無言] 老師真的沒有要約會
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原po是個安親班老師,
但我們班的小孩真的很棒。
聽到我在電話中講了
「那明天五點,在xx見。」
就立刻起閧說要去約會,
於是有了以下對話。
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生:「老師,你明天要去約會齁?」
原po:「沒有啊?不要亂講。」
生:「你是不是要跟那個醫生去約會?」
原po:「蛤?什麼醫生?誰?」(黑人問號.jpg)
生:「就是你上次說要去看醫生的時候,說醫生很帥就不要回來;醫生如果不帥,你就很
快回來。結果那天你去好久都沒有回來。就是醫生很帥啊!」
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對鈽起,老師本人以後講話會正經一點
請各位可愛的孩子們原諒我,ㄏㄏㄏ
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