[大哭]被我摧殘的口腔
笨版首po
手機排版見諒見諒
剛剛突然覺得肚子餓餓的
想說來煮個超辣泡麵來配一下Youtube
而我是一個愛吃辣卻又不太能吃辣的人
一碗簡單的辣泡麵
呼哈虎哈的吃了40分鐘才吃完
一看時間 哎呀想起明天還要早起
趕快去簡單沖澡一下趕快睡覺
為了節省時間 我擠了牙膏一邊刷一邊洗
然而我使用的是 超涼的 黑x牙膏
大概刷個10來下
在辣感還沒消退跟勁涼牙膏的作用下
「哇啊啊啊啊!」開始大量的流口水
所以我打算用手中的蓮蓬頭
來沖掉這個不適感
可是我卻忘了 我習慣洗超熱超燙的水
一沖下去
「哇噗阿呀啊啊啊呀啊啊」
難受到自己在淋浴間亂叫亂跳
就好像平常被蟑螂嚇到的我
大概冷靜個15秒後
覺得剛剛怎麼那麼智障
還在原地自己廠廠了一聲
而對於就寢前一定要口腔清淨的我(怕蛀牙)
覺得剛剛那樣只刷個幾下
一定很不乾淨 我就沒想那麼多
拿起漱口水準備清新我的口腔
順帶一提 我的漱口水是
含氟 超●勁涼漱口水
入口後大概2.5秒
「噗拉噗呀啊啊啊啊啊啊啊噗啊拉阿」
今日大概損失了上百萬個口腔細胞了
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※ 編輯: danny920052 (27.242.139.205), 03/16/2017 00:20:57
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