[無言] 衰爆了...
剛剛在關廟休息區尿尿...
因為本人有尿尿要分散注意力才尿的出來的問題
所以順便整理一下鈔票夾沒夾好的鈔票
說遲時那時快 萬寶龍的鈔票夾就掉下去了
還好我手一撥他掉到旁邊
尿完後蹲下去撿
結果小便斗剛好沖水
http://i.imgur.com/Ek48Fbs.jpg
頭剛好在底盆旁邊
就這樣子濺起的水花噴了我滿臉
=_=........today isn't m y day
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本人只要專注要尿尿就尿不太出來
當兵的時候連裡有人吸毒要驗尿
於是長官要看著你尿出來到檢驗罐裡
我被盯著完全尿不出來
還被叫去喝了2公升的水還是無解
當時全連都以為我吸毒在躲XD
最後又灌了兩公升終於尿出來
換來的代價是整晚不能睡 拼命跑廁所
好像有聽人說過叫膀胱害羞症...
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噗........
※ 編輯: Alexi519 (101.9.83.112), 03/15/2017 22:18:28
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