[眼殘] 媽媽,差點對不起你...
師父看好日子要將母親骨灰進家裡墓屋,因為墓屋鎖頭鑰匙找不到,特地帶好板手，破鎖剪
，鐵鎚等工具上山...
原來非清明節期間山上草長得這麼驚人，連階梯都被高過人的雜草遮蔽，一路辛苦拓荒開
路終於上到山頭的涼亭，咱家墓屋就在涼亭旁一樣被雜草遮蔽著，除草後準備開鎖頭...
靠腰這鎖怎麼又大又難開，滿身大汗奮戰半小時後板手開鎖法，破鎖剪均宣告失敗，最後
在榔頭猛敲下終於敲開一個鎖，正準備開第二個鎖時，師父開口了.....
"怎麼這個墓碑刻的姓跟你們小孩不一樣？"
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咦，我眼角餘光往旁邊長草叢中一掃，看見一個長一模模一樣樣的墓屋.....
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靠背，我敲到鄰居的墓啦！！
師父你不會早點說喔......
趕快把鎖裝回去(好在沒壞)，上香燒銀紙跟鄰居SAY SORRY，師父還很有義氣的唸了一陣
經迴向給鄰居致歉....
媽媽對不起，差點把你送去隔壁家長住了，都怪我眼殘啦.....
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