[無言] 有個講話很台的朋友
今天來和大家分享朋友的笨事Orz
我有個講話超台的朋友,每次說話總是把國語和台語摻雜在一塊,聽起來格外好笑
像是有一次有女生去燙頭髮,他就這樣:
朋友:"妳昨天去電頭髮齁?"
對方:痾.........對啦,我去燙頭髮(⊙_⊙)
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又有一次颱風來,他在陸上警報發布後傳line給我
說:"風颱要來啦爽,希望放假"
我:"痾..是颱風還是風颱?(⊙_⊙)"
(後來他大概隔了1分鐘才發現自己講的有什麼問題Orz)
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不過最好笑的還是最近發生的一次,大約在8月的時候,當時里約奧運還在打,我看他
就坐在那兒,很專心的看著手機,我當時就這樣問他:欸你在看甚麼?"
他頭也沒抬就回我一句:
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"女網定孤支啦"
"女網定孤支啦"
"女網定孤支啦"
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我愣了5秒:問他說:
"你剛剛是說女子單打嗎?"
"對阿單打阿,我剛剛不是說了"
"幹,你剛剛說女網定孤支....(⊙_⊙)"
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隔了好一會兒他突然意識過來自己說了甚麼,然後開始大笑,笑超級大聲的
真的是被打敗了Orz
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