[無言] 戴綠帽...
大學同學前幾天發生的事情,他PO在臉書上,
我覺得還蠻慘的,於是想要分享給鄉民瞧瞧...
當然是經過當事人的同意囉~
正文如下:
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昨天,結束了忙碌的一天,回到家,
拿起老婆的手機,準備去充電,
忽然,電話響起,顯示:寶貝老公!
剎那!我忽然覺得,我的頭好綠,好綠,好綠!
顫抖著雙手,按下接聽!
電:喂! (幹!是男的!)
我:你!是!誰!
電:你好,我這裡是高鐵左營站,我們拾獲一隻手機,
裡面最後通話的是這隻手機,
請問,你認識的這個人有遺失手機嗎?
我:...................
(((老婆,你一定要把我牽好,不然下次我會把自己弄丟!)))
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