[無言] 開罐頭啊? 交給我吧
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大家好,我是KKT,
腕力型工程師
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昨晚與一群朋友吃吃喝喝開同學會
結束後又續攤打保齡球
過了一天不肥宅的生活。
回家後,我癱在沙發上休息
這時,突然租屋傳來敲門的聲音
於是我請太太小鯉幫我去開門(肥宅運動完會累)
「您好,我是隔壁的鄰居,請問能幫我開這個嗎?」
原來是隔壁的女大學生
拿了一個轉不開的罐頭請我們幫忙開啊?
這不是小說或漫畫常看到的情節嗎?
「喔,交給我吧。」
畢竟是女孩子 打不開罐頭是常有的事情
這種事情就交給男生吧
我可是號稱肥宅界的腕力、豪力還有怪力呢
開罐頭小事情啦 讓我為肥宅國宣揚一下國威吧!!
五分鐘後。
「抱歉...我打不開...」
「沒關係,謝謝喔^^」
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※ 編輯: KKTcondition (42.72.39.82), 08/14/2016 19:02:52
※ 編輯: KKTcondition (42.72.39.82), 08/14/2016 19:03:29
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08/14 19:04, , 1F
08/14 19:04, 1F
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08/14 19:06, , 2F
08/14 19:06, 2F
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08/14 19:10, , 3F
08/14 19:10, 3F
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08/14 19:17, , 4F
08/14 19:17, 4F
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08/14 19:21, , 5F
08/14 19:21, 5F
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08/14 19:21, , 6F
08/14 19:21, 6F
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08/14 19:30, , 7F
08/14 19:30, 7F
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08/14 19:52, , 8F
08/14 19:52, 8F
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08/14 19:52, , 9F
08/14 19:52, 9F
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08/14 20:07, , 10F
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08/14 20:17, , 11F
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08/14 20:30, , 12F
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08/14 20:36, , 13F
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08/14 20:40, , 14F
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08/14 20:47, , 15F
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08/14 20:47, , 16F
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08/14 21:08, , 17F
08/14 21:08, 17F
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08/14 21:17, , 18F
08/14 21:17, 18F
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08/14 21:27, , 19F
08/14 21:27, 19F
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08/14 21:27, , 20F
08/14 21:27, 20F
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08/14 21:29, , 21F
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08/14 21:30, , 22F
08/14 21:30, 22F
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08/14 21:30, , 23F
08/14 21:30, 23F
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08/14 21:30, , 24F
08/14 21:30, 24F
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08/14 21:34, , 25F
08/14 21:34, 25F
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08/14 21:36, , 26F
08/14 21:36, 26F
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08/14 21:42, , 27F
08/14 21:42, 27F
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08/14 22:02, , 28F
08/14 22:02, 28F
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08/14 22:04, , 29F
08/14 22:04, 29F
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08/14 22:10, , 30F
08/14 22:10, 30F
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08/14 22:17, , 31F
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08/14 22:27, , 32F
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08/14 22:38, , 33F
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08/14 22:44, , 34F
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08/14 22:49, , 35F
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08/14 22:51, , 36F
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08/14 22:54, , 37F
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08/14 23:05, , 38F
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08/14 23:09, , 39F
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還有 31 則推文
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08/15 11:51, , 71F
08/15 11:51, 71F
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08/15 12:07, , 72F
08/15 12:07, 72F
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08/15 12:22, , 73F
08/15 12:22, 73F
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08/15 12:29, , 74F
08/15 12:29, 74F
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08/15 12:29, , 75F
08/15 12:29, 75F
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08/15 13:12, , 76F
08/15 13:12, 76F
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08/15 13:30, , 77F
08/15 13:30, 77F
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08/15 13:35, , 78F
08/15 13:35, 78F
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08/15 15:43, , 79F
08/15 15:43, 79F
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08/15 16:14, , 80F
08/15 16:14, 80F
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08/15 18:15, , 81F
08/15 18:15, 81F
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08/15 23:13, , 82F
08/15 23:13, 82F
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08/15 23:16, , 83F
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08/15 23:51, , 84F
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08/16 00:31, , 85F
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08/16 00:31, , 86F
08/16 00:31, 86F
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08/16 02:39, , 87F
08/16 02:39, 87F
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08/16 03:15, , 88F
08/16 03:15, 88F
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08/16 03:23, , 89F
08/16 03:23, 89F
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08/16 03:46, , 90F
08/16 03:46, 90F
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08/16 11:49, , 91F
08/16 11:49, 91F
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08/16 14:09, , 92F
08/16 14:09, 92F
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08/16 17:43, , 93F
08/16 17:43, 93F
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08/16 18:55, , 94F
08/16 18:55, 94F
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08/16 19:26, , 95F
08/16 19:26, 95F
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08/16 20:45, , 96F
08/16 20:45, 96F
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08/16 21:33, , 97F
08/16 21:33, 97F
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08/16 23:20, , 98F
08/16 23:20, 98F
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08/17 08:23, , 99F
08/17 08:23, 99F
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08/17 08:23, , 100F
08/17 08:23, 100F
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08/17 12:08, , 101F
08/17 12:08, 101F
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08/17 13:04, , 102F
08/17 13:04, 102F
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08/17 22:25, , 103F
08/17 22:25, 103F
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08/18 08:29, , 104F
08/18 08:29, 104F
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08/18 14:44, , 105F
08/18 14:44, 105F
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08/18 14:44, , 106F
08/18 14:44, 106F
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08/19 01:45, , 107F
08/19 01:45, 107F
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08/23 15:40, , 108F
08/23 15:40, 108F
噓
09/02 21:59, , 109F
09/02 21:59, 109F
噓
09/03 14:59, , 110F
09/03 14:59, 110F