[恍神] 瓜子?蟑螂?
手機發文,傷眼抱歉
前提摘要:
小弟現在暫時寄宿在美國親戚家
親戚特別清出一間儲藏室給我住
因為是儲藏室
有些螞蟻 蟲子也是難免的
怕歸怕但其實也有點習慣了
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剛吃完飯回到房間
我坐在桌上滑手機
但一手滑手機另一手閒著
於是乎隨手摸了桌上的瓜子把玩
我用食指大姆指反覆捏它
還手賤用大拇指的指甲把它分成了好幾段
但我越玩越覺得奇怪
印象中好像沒買過瓜子來吃啊
我把左手拿到眼前
定神一看
幹你X咧!!!是蟑螂啦!
操你媽,一隻被我玩到死無完屍的蟑螂
因為蹂躪了太久黏在我手上
還糊糊的.......
不說了我要在去多洗幾次手了...幹!
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相信我,遇到這種事,你不會有心情想拍照的QQ
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