[暴怒] 老公的甜言蜜語
昨晚睡前老公躺在床上抱著我
老公:我想在妳這裡繡上五朵小玫瑰。(手扶著腰)
我內心os:(哇!這是在耍什麼甜蜜呀!都老夫老妻了,真讓人害羞。)
老公接著說:這樣就是名符其實的「五花肉」了!!!!!
媽的!我本來以為他在暗示我夜間活動的
想不到只是他一時的有感而發@@
樓下你說說!應該給他什麼嚴厲的懲罰!!!!
老婆顯示:憤怒值點滿了!>皿<
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我才生完寶寶幾個月,身高15x,體重卻直逼60,根本瘦不下來@@
聽到五花肉,我都心碎了,你們都感受不到我的悲憤啊啊啊啊啊!
※ 編輯: BAUZI (49.218.16.57), 08/01/2016 13:10:35
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就決定是你了!3F
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肯德基全家餐!
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你激不到我,我是不會露出來der 科科
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以前瘦的時候晚餐只吃一盤燙青菜
可是我現在沒辦法只吃一半的量這樣太餓了 囧rz
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小gg
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