[無言]甲片根本太小怎麼黏
某日,我到女友家和她家人一起用餐。
女友收到包裹打開是甲片,很開心,馬上拿到餐桌要戴給大家看。
http://i.imgur.com/C77c5Hm.jpg
「哇好漂亮~」等家人崇拜眼神流露,後來女友拿起來比了大姆指後說:「咦不就要客製
化修尺寸,差那麼多黏屁呀!」
又拿了一支甲片比食指後尖叫加咒罵說「不就量好我尺寸給店家了,說會幫我修好的呀,
這支也不合!!」
後來,我女友的媽過來看了一下,冷冷的說:「你拿食指的那一片放大姆指當然尺寸不合
,拿小指的放食指,你是白痴嗎?」
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不過就算她常常腦殘,我還是會娶她啦,阿姨放心!
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